Venus Flytrap
At the start of each of your turns, you must trash one card from a Pile that's immediately next to this card's Pile.
You must trash a card.
The card must be trashed from a Pile that is directly vertical, horizontal, or diagonal to this.
You cannot trash other cards on the same Pile as this.
The center Pile of your YARD is adjacent to all others.
If you cannot trash another card, then your poor, neglected VENUS FLYTRAP is trashed.
Pile are not "cards," so you cannot trash a GRASS or DIRT using this.
You are encouraged to shout "Feed me, Seymour!" when you trash the card.
This action triggers at the start of your turn, regardless of whether you're HOME or AWAY.